Has Your Happiness Been Scientifically Proven? (thecatdoesdrugs) wrote in get_up_dread_up,
Has Your Happiness Been Scientifically Proven?
thecatdoesdrugs
get_up_dread_up

imagine my embarrasment when i washed my newly-shorn scalp for the first time and discovered i had residue buildup so thick, it covered my entire skull like a helmet. this shit was like damp chalk. it took ten minutes of picking through the layers to get it off. absolutely disgusting.

to further the experience, i got out of the shower and started investigating my dreads. what did i discover? hunks of flaking mold buried deep in the thickest ones.

oh, god.

shame. shame. shame on me.

let my raw scalp be a lesson to you all, although im sure not a single one of you has such poor hygiene as i.
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