Dear guy in the beat up blue corrola:
Forgive me for pretending to ignore you this afternoon as you called "WHAAAAZZZUP RASTA!!!?!!" as I walked to the gym. You see, I did not at first realize you were talking to me. It wasnt until your follow up "HEY!! HEY!! WHATS GOING ON??!" Did I realize you were pausing in traffic in order to get my attention. You'll have to further extend your forgivness for my failure to respond as when I did realize you were yelling at me it suddenly dawned on me that you were a jackass and that I dont respond to jackasses.