||[16 May 2008|12:37am]
Hey everyone, I'm one of those lurker types and I have finally dreaded my hair.
When I was a small boy, my evil family paid me $45 to shave my head for their entertainment at an infamous thanksgiving dinner. Before this butchery, my hair was somewhat of a mediumishly-short length, and after that, for some reason my hair remained terribly, violently short.
As I grew older, I began to fight these haircuts in order to grow out my hair. I faced heavy opposition from my dad (a former drill instructor in the marine corps) who proclaimed my hair as "womanly" and a variety of other nasty things.
Eventually I won the fight and I started growing out my hair. I originally wanted a mere ponytail, until I had a chance meeting with destiny.One day I went to a college to take some entrance exams when I stumbled across a guy with the most awesome dreadlocks I had ever seen. From that moment on, I knew what I wanted.