I'd used to getting negative comments about my appearance, especially from snooty people when I shop in Headingley. But this one cheered me up.
Walking home with a bag full of fruit and veg, a delivery van pulled up and a black dready guy got out of the back, unloading crates of milk and eggs.
Guy: (Smiles) Hey! Bob Marley!
Me: (Rolls eyes) Says you!
At this point we both cracked up and nearly pissed ourselves laughing at each other.
I threw him an apple and resisted the urge to sing "Ernie the fastest milkman in the west" at him, Benny Hill style. :D