January 22nd, 2010

Just answer the questions punk!

Ok. i know recently there has been a few terrorism scares at airports, what with the detroit thing and slovakia accidentally leaving explosives on a plane bound for dublin (hilarious!) so when i was coming back from my girlfriend [info]nollipop  in leeds i was expecting security to be a little harsher.

i did not expect so radical a shift. gone where the questions about whether i packed my bag myself or did i let a stranger in a balaclava do it, gone are the questions about how fuch fuilds i have on me excluding bladder contents. todays security questions are now

how long has your hair been like that?
how do you wash it?
can you brush it?

yup, forget racial profiling, now its hair profiling!

sneaky terrorists!

and just so its not text only.....