Has Your Happiness Been Scientifically Proven? (thecatdoesdrugs) wrote in get_up_dread_up,
Has Your Happiness Been Scientifically Proven?
thecatdoesdrugs
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Dear Young Man Who Works At Army Barracks On Newbery Street in Boston,

I enjoyed our time together and thought you were absolutely adorable. Sometimes we have the urge to cut at one year, sometimes two or three or four! Sorry if I grossed you out with my...roots? And about your pondergins: I know you will make the right decision, and you will still be three kinds of hot without them.

ps

You're very slick trying to sell me all those different types of handcuffs.
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