never knows best (sobefetus) wrote in get_up_dread_up,
never knows best
sobefetus
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Parental nonsense...

My mother just discovered that I have dreadlocks.



"TAKE THOSE OUT! YOU ARE NOT DREADING YOUR HAIR!"

'well, see...i already did. last week.'

"THEY ARE UGLY!

'I love them. And you didn't say that about Pete's.'

I HOPE YOUR JOB FIRES YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE UGLY THINGS GROWING OUT OF YOUR HEAD!
I CANT WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE TO SHAVE YOUR HEAD!
I HOPE YOU GET LICE!

'I won't get lice because I have dreads, mum.'

THOSE ARE FILTHY AND UGLY AND HOW DARE YOU DO THAT IN MY HOUSE!"

Then she hit me in the forehead.

...

I think she took it rather well.
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