My lipstick looks very offcolored. I promise, it actually is a good color for me offcamera.
That little piece of hair sticking up? Oh yeah, I'll give you a tip for your future: If you ever have elastics in your hair, don't let a friend try to slice them off with a pocket knife when you're giddy and feeling good, ok? I normally tuck it under, once it gets longer I'll crochet it in.
Oh, and if you don't remember or didn't see:
By the way, I just found a feather in my hair.