Because, as you know, only the good die young, and, since I'm getting a bit older, I gotta check in with medical people from time to time.
On the weird side of things, the doctor was fascinated by my hair... to the point where he asked if he could take a picture of it. Apparently he is tight with some bigwigs at a shampoo company and seems to think they'd wanna use me to endorse their product. I think he's probably out of his fucking mind, because most people use shampoo for the express purpose of getting hair to NOT look like mine.
But, whatever. He has the pictures. Let him do the legwork. If they're interested, I'm sure they'll say something. That'd be bizarre. Maybe they'd want me for the "before" picture or something.