i said, "AGH. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS."
i suppose the good news is that this means there's one fewer jar of wax out there in the world. i think i'm going to try to make a candle out of it, using a wick & NOT ANYONE'S DREADS.
edit: turns out he was using it to wax his mohawk, so that's not SO bad at least.