I decided to take these outside, instead of the bathroom of doom, so I could show off the truer color:
I've started to to the teeniest amount of "maintenance" on them. I basically rip apart the root system every couple of days and palm roll here and there. I also idly twist at the ones at my temples, which I think has helped them start forming up some.
He's pointing at you:
My ugly mug:
My kitty Chibi's not-so-ugly mug:
Just me and my shadow. Thanks for looking: